She noticed the bride with her bridal gown and asked her mum "Mum, why is the bride dressed in all white?" her mum replied, "White is the color of happiness, today is the happiest day of her life". The daughter asked again "Mum, Why is the bridegroom dressed in all black?"
2007-04-23 08:15:03 · 10 answers · asked by Redeemed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny and without being dirty
2007-04-23 08:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by janamarie87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it's his first day of misery.....
Add: Little girl to mum at a wedding: "So what do they do on their honeymoon? Mum: "Hush...... they already know that"
Girl: "Not so fast, mum!"
2007-04-23 15:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-23 15:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"... why is the bridegroom dressed in all black?"
"Honey, see that man behind him with that shotgun?"
2007-04-23 15:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
cause he knows he's going to his own funeral.
Tell her the truth!!! LOL
2007-04-23 15:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by whaleaway 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-23 15:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by robin b 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-04-23 15:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by Volleyball Chick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-04-23 15:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by phatso 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because its his funeral outfit!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! great joke!!!!
2007-04-23 16:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by horseluvr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
... HA!!!
2007-04-23 15:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋