A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
2007-04-23 06:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-23 08:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by iCantAidYou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 18:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you get a star from me and a joke in return.
Hear about the guy who had herpes of the eyes?
He was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Have a great day.
2007-04-23 07:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
You've got to stop sending in all these jokes, I'm not getting the house work done. I'll be in the dog house when he comes home.
2007-04-23 23:26:59 · answer #4 · answered by toots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I needed a good laugh. You got the job done. Thanx. You get a star.
2007-04-23 07:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by karens lovinlife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given you a star! Wish I had said that to some ex's of mine.
2007-04-23 07:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Becky Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one 10/10
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
2007-04-23 07:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by Chris R 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant, I think i will have to write that down on my phone and text every one with it tomorrow, that will bring a few smiles to my friends faces, thanks hun
2007-04-23 11:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by pheobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey! I gave you a star Ha! Ha! Ha! Because that was very funny…LMAO!!!
2007-04-23 07:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, I totally gave you a star for that one...I was LMAO!!!
2007-04-23 07:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by camd42 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋