A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
Star this question if you think it's funny.
2007-04-23 05:55:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! ha! NOT!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT FUNNY, AND YOUARE NOT! DON RICKLES!
2007-04-23 05:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh well,I rather felt sad actually thinking about this old lady's condition - it's quite sad indeed & I almost forgot it suppose to be a joke...
2007-04-23 13:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by ♪Zodiac♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be better if she poured a cup of sugar on it and said we don't have any electricity. That's what happened to Lou Costello on t.v. except it was a pile of dirt not crap.
2007-04-23 13:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by thomas m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar one like this on "I Love Lucy"
But it would have been funny if i hadn't heard it before!
2007-04-23 13:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Janet K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very funny, I will definately be telling it at work this afternoon.
2007-04-23 13:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.....it was funny the first five times I heard it.
Dig deeper...no make one up your self....be original.
Then the stars you will receive.
2007-04-23 12:59:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it! Haha
2007-04-23 12:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!
it gets a star!!
2007-04-23 13:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by jozlilnanjos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! Good one.
2007-04-23 12:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by island 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome LMAO!!
2007-04-23 13:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Peace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay that was a very funny one
2007-04-23 13:42:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋