music & loud conversation & every once in awhile the lights would turn off.Each time the lights would go out,the place would erupt into cheers.However,when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent.She walked up to the bartender & asked,"May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied,"OK,but I should warn you that there is a statue of a man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,"said the nun.So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restroom.
After a few minutes,she came back out,& the whole place stopped long enough to give the nun a round of applause.She went to the bartender & said,"Sir,I don't understand.Why did they applaud me because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us,"said the bartender."Would you like a drink?" "But I still don't understand,"said the nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "everytime someone lifts the leaf the lights go out.Now,how about that drink?"
2007-04-23 05:18:23 · 11 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You get two thumbs up!
2007-04-23 05:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-23 05:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by thomas m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!!! Well done!!! 10/10 + *
2016-05-17 05:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by shawnee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Curiousity kills everyone-not just the cat!
2007-04-23 05:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. 10/10
2007-04-23 05:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-04-23 05:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-04-23 07:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny :) gonna pass that one one :)
2007-04-23 05:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... very nice!
2007-04-23 08:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..i liked it :]
2007-04-23 05:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋