Two old women meet one day on the street,
Margaret says to Fidelma, " Hello there Fidelma how are you, i haven't seen you in a while. Hows your Jimmy?"
Fidelma replies, "well Maggie, i'm afraid Jimmy died."
Fidelma offers her condolenses and asks how it happened,
Fidelma replies " Well you know how my Jimmy was a keen gardener, he was out in the garden pulling some carrots for the dinner, when he took a massive heart attack and keeled over.
Maggie exclaims " Oh thats terrible Fidelma, what did you do?"
Fidelma replies, well what could i do? Sure I opened a tin of peas instead!"
2007-04-23 04:05:36 · 21 answers · asked by green cat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .......................................
that is so muc funny pal i couldn't stop laughing .
i loved it very very very very much
thanks for a tremondous laugh
you got10/10 and a star from me
2007-04-23 04:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10
2007-04-23 09:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 outta 10
2007-04-23 04:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Here's one for you!
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
2007-04-23 04:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Star for you!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2007-04-23 04:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny 8/10
2007-04-23 04:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by lavender tots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah
2007-04-23 04:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 8 out of ten
2007-04-23 04:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-23 04:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOWN WITH THE CARROT!!! mmm peas! X_x
2007-04-23 07:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by X_x dead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-04-23 05:02:06 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋