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I want to see how good (or bad) people are at using ORIGINAL chat up lines. Person with the most natural charm gets best answer. I'm a tall, slim, 20 year old; dark eyes and long hair. Try to incorporate this into your chat-up. This is just a bit of fun before anyone starts putting a downer on it - I was doing this with a few friends and it was quite hilarious to see how some people have it and others just don't.

2007-04-23 04:03:21 · 13 answers · asked by Mrs. Miller 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Ascoile: I can assure you, I have curves in ALL the right places so there is no danger of a guy saying that to me!
Rich T: surely you'd be looking at my mouth and not my eyes if that's what you wanted to insinuate? Or have you still not grasped the technique?
And Mariners: you're a gentleman - I'm not into older men either! Although I think you've used that as an excuse for not knowing how to chat women up...?

2007-04-23 04:24:42 · update #1

Mudfish is right. Come on guys! Give us girls some hope!

2007-04-23 04:26:01 · update #2

Rich T: Ah, I get it. THAT would be rude! And that is obviously so unlike you...

2007-04-23 04:31:28 · update #3

Rich T: Now if you'd said that in the beginning, I would've thought 'smooth guy'. lol

2007-04-23 04:41:38 · update #4

Rich T: I guess there is some logic behind that. You have made me laugh to be honest, but I am quite disappointed (as I am sure a lot of girls are) by the overall standard of these answers! I'm almost picking Rich T because he made me laugh and explained himself by emailing me afterwards!
'Genuine': you're on the right track I think - give me more!

2007-04-23 05:05:40 · update #5

13 answers

ok i just thought id put some in here, from a girls perspective... (to say to a bloke)

1'Did you know i was raised on a chicken farm?,well i can raise some ****.'

2'I may not be wilma flinstone, but i can make your bed-rock'

3'im like a magician, take me home tonight and ill disapear in the morning'

4' you rmind me of a parking ticket, cuz you've got FINE written all over you....'

:-)

2007-04-23 12:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by So Confused 3 · 0 0

Hark! What light shines from yonder (table/doorway, etc).
It is the East and you are the Sun. If I could I would set your name to a constellation so I could gaze at your beauty for evermore. I look into your liquid brown eyes and feel that I could drown within them. Would you grace me with your presence so that I can know more about who you are.
If you was Esmeralda, then I would be your Don Quixote and gladly chase Windmills to win your heart.

Edit to Add:

I look at your face, it makes me smile, will you stand here with me and just talk a while.

Edit to Add:

I agree, set chat up lines are sad, that's why I make mine up as I go along. I have a Poet's Soul, I just want you to know.

2007-04-23 04:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you're actually not likely to discover a boyfriend on line. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh, yet I merely mean that there is chemistry in touch. that is not some thing which would be executed over the internet (unfortunatly). i'd confer with you in case you wanted nevertheless, (i'm in highschool btw). you're able to desire to yahoo IM me or regardless of i assume in case you wanted to.

2016-11-26 22:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If I seriously suggested any answer to this question, I'd feel really bad about chatting up one of my daughter's friends (OK so you don't know my daughter but you're the same age) ... I'm too old for you regardless of how attracted you are to me so I'll just be glad YA give me 2 points for filling in this box!

2007-04-23 04:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0 1

You know, I used to have a teddy bear just like you. He had your dark eyes and long silky hair. Its a shame I'v lost him.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

2007-04-23 06:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've got a ten inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.


Have you tripped over any branches recently? How about a root?

2007-04-23 04:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Hi Skinny where's the curvy babes at?

2007-04-23 04:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

you guys are pathetic what kind of answers are those i was really looking forward to see what you could come up with

2007-04-23 04:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by mudfish 6 · 2 1

I look at your eyes
I then look down at my crotch
I look in your eyes
I look down at my crotch.

I repeat this a few times

and then say -=

"well its not going to suck itself"


Edit to add,

Whats the point of talking to your mouth!??? I believe in obtaining eye contact before talking. Otherwise its just plain rude!

2007-04-23 04:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

come on darlin you,ve pulled xx

2007-04-23 04:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 1

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