I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and although not well educated, he is ambtious. Although he is of a different race and religion than ours, I know you expressed tolerence will not permit you to be bothered by the fact that his skin color is somewhat darker than ours. I am sure you will love him as I do. His family background is good, too for I am told that his father is an important gunbearer in the village in Africa from which he comes.
Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or skull fracture, I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged, I do not have syphillis and there is no boyfriend in my life. However, I am getting a "D" in History and an "F" in Science, and I wanted you to see these marks in the proper perspective.
Your loving daughter, Dorothy
2007-04-23 03:57:15 · 3 answers · asked by Masoud 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard almost same before but both the time i couldn't stop laughin
it very much funny
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....................
2007-04-23 04:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-23 11:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funnier when i read it all lol great keep it up i laughghed hard!!
2007-04-23 11:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋