A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus.
She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing .... ........ ....She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She first sat under an advertisement,
Which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins' .
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement,
Which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick '.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement,
Which read: ' Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
And The case was dismissed... .....!!!
2007-04-23 02:34:03 · 10 answers · asked by Ash 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was funny LOL
2007-04-23 02:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny...star for you!
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon,
and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."
2007-04-23 03:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a residence in a brand new housing progress and a girl responded the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computing device I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combination of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so forth. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not received the vigour on but!"
2016-09-05 20:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-23 03:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK,i get it,funny! STAR 4 U!
2007-04-23 02:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That's a cute one!
2007-04-23 02:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! That's terrible!! LOL!!
2007-04-23 02:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup,a nyce 1 here!!!
2007-04-23 02:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by krienztcruxtz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty good
2007-04-23 02:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by sammi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one lol :)!!!
2007-04-23 03:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋