Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
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2007-04-23 01:06:10 · 13 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute!! LMAO
2007-04-23 01:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cute...star for you!!
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
2007-04-23 01:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are classic. Are human beings quite that stupid? What with regard to the yank vacationer that arrived in Brisbane and caught a taxi and asked to be pushed to Perth because of the fact Australia is merely an island.
2016-12-26 20:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 outta 10 not bad
2007-04-23 01:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by Malcolm M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-23 04:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed, I find this a real joke... XD It's truly hilarious!
2007-04-23 01:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is so cute!! And Chris your my King!!! LOL I see you have another funny one where's mine?
2007-04-23 02:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-04-23 01:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only kinda funny!
2007-04-23 01:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's an old one
2007-04-23 01:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2007-04-23 01:17:14 · answer #11 · answered by W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋