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2007-04-22 22:51:36 · 26 answers · asked by goodmindbadboy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Bow down before your arrogant wife's high horse and ask her if you can help her climb up to the pedestal you built for her before she married you and if you could humbly place her glorious crown upon her over-sized ego.
Then ask the royal Queen if you may join her royal priesthood in taking your place as her husband, so that you can obey her every command.
If she crowns you as her King, then ask for her loyalty to you forever and treat her with the respect she deserves. Do this with the most chivalrous attitude of the 18th century. Idiot.
2007-04-22 23:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I´m not an expert or anything but I don´t see that your wife should obey orders and you shouldn´t either. A marriage is a partnership not slavery !!!!
2007-04-23 05:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ladybird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!! What a question!
If you expect a submissive wife then maybe a mail order bride from a third world country is what you should do.
2007-04-23 06:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Magicman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be arrogant yourself, and don't order... these days no one wants to be ordered as if they are something less than the ones giving orders, especially if a man orders a woman who is a femminist.
say please, thankyou, sorry etc, and ask instead of ordering. be a gentleman with manners. above all, respect her and if she is normal, she will too, in due time.
hope that helped!
2007-04-23 05:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by Vidya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't make a wife obey you. You make your children obey you. Your wife is supposed to be your partner, not your slave. Who do you think you are, God?
2007-04-23 05:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa Dude, sounds like you need a Dominatrix to whip your little booty into shape and teach you to properly respect women. Have your wife contact me and I'll buy her a nice sturdy whip.
2007-04-23 06:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who died and made you king? Your are a jerk! Women have the right to vote so they are equal to men. Marriage is a partnership and you should be a partner not a slave driver.
2007-04-23 06:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Aliz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are gonna be a Rude SOB why should she obey you?! I mean if your one of those people that is just an *** & hit her for no reason etc why should she.I would leave
2007-04-23 05:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe you shouldnt make your wife sound like a dog when you say that. women dont obey their husbands. its not the 19th century anymore pumpkin
2007-04-23 05:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by allydally 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wives don't "obey". Buy a dog if you want obedience.
2007-04-23 08:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋