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"if you were a sandwich at mc donalds you would be a mc gorgues!"

2007-04-22 17:49:10 · 6 answers · asked by The Con 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I was in a club and some guy asked me what we were having for breakfast.

2007-04-22 19:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0 0

Someone asked my bartender if her name, Tara, was short for anything. I told her to tell him that it was short for teradactyl. Everyone is always trying out pick-up lines on her.

2007-04-22 17:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by debdini 5 · 0 0

ok, this one takes some pre-planning, (but only if you are retarted) ok so you get a cup of ice, and walk up to her and throw the ice on the floor so it smashes...then you say, "now that ive broken the ice, my names ____... that never works

2007-04-22 17:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by gatesyiscool 1 · 1 0

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only Ten I see."

2007-04-22 17:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what will $ 20 get me ?

2007-04-22 17:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"are u the devil? cause ur tempting me more then he ever cud" ♥

2007-04-22 17:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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