yo mama jokes,come on................
2007-04-22 17:30:25 · 14 answers · asked by smokey614 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your Mom is so stupid, she went to a fruit stand looking for Daryl Strawberry!
2007-04-22 17:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
2007-04-23 00:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by Junebugg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Mom is so fat the last time "she" saw 90210 was on on the scales .
Yo mama is so ugly she bent over to pet her cat and it was the hair on her legs !
Yo mama is so ugly she has become our latest weapon in the war on terrorist
2007-04-23 00:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so ugly she ties pork chops on her ankles so the dogs will follow her home.
yo mama was on her knees and she wasn't prayin!
Yo mama is so poor they put her picture on food stamps.
yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code.
yo mama so fat she lost the dog..up her azz!
yo mama is so stupid she lost all her teeth giving her vibrator a BJ.
Yo mama smells so bad the garbage truck tries to pick her up.
yo mama went to the doctor and he got sick.
yo mama tried to be a ho...but it was to hard rolling the pennies!
yo mama is the reason you ain't ever seen your daddy!
yo mama's gynocologist wears a gas mask!
Oh we could all mama all night!
LMAO
Ciao!
2007-04-23 01:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your mom's so stupid it takes her five hours to watch 60 minutes.
Your mom's so fat she attempts to run after school buses while chanting "Come back Twinkies!"
Your mom's so stupid she saw a sign that said "Chicago: Left" and started to cry because she couldn't say goodbye.
Your mom's so old she lost her virginity to Jesus Christ.
Your mom's so clumsy she got hit by a parked car.
Your mom's so fat all the whales start singing "We are fam-il-y!" whenever she walks down the beach.
;-D
2007-04-23 00:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by ~Knut~Is~Cute~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
fat, she took a dip in the lake and left a ring. She's so fat she wears a watch on each arm and they are in different time zones. She wears high heels and she strikes oil.
2007-04-23 12:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so ugly somebody called the dog pound on your neighbor and the dog warden took her instead.
2007-04-23 00:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momas so old, she used to gang b@ng with the hebrews!!
2007-04-23 00:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by waker_me 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your Mom is so mean she got fired from a Russian Prison for brutality.
2007-04-23 00:59:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your mom is so fat that hundreds of horrible jokes have been made at her expense.           Â
2007-04-23 00:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by GleN 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋