... and it better be good reason!
2007-04-22 15:18:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because i didnt do anything to deserve u fire me
2007-04-22 15:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I show up almost every day, occasionally I'm even almost on time.
While I'm here I manage to put in a good 2 hours devoted to my job and I am never late for lunch or breaks.
I hardly ever say bad things about you, ( to your face at least ).
I'm just about the most average worker you have.
2007-04-22 15:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by Eveready 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have no one who can get this job done the way I can.I put out double the work in 1/2 the time it takes the other guy.Not only do I put out quantity but quality.You would have to pay 3 people what you pay me to do my job.
p.s. I want a raise!!!!
2007-04-22 15:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm the only reason why nobody knows how incompetent you really are. Plus I have photos of you with the temp.
2007-04-22 15:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you fire me now, you'll never know what I would have been capable of if you'd kept me on.
Plus I still have those nude photos of you ... You know the ones I mean - you, the chauffeur, the bucket of fish ...
2007-04-22 19:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I'll tell the CEO about all the office supplies I've seen you steal.
2007-04-22 15:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by fishbulb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I increased project profitability by 14.8% last year. And my track record this year isn't too bad either.
2007-04-22 15:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I do not work for you.
2007-04-22 15:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm qualified for the job and I can do it to the next level.
2007-04-25 07:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Kristen H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I strive to be as good as you at what you do here at work.
2007-04-22 15:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋