I need funny sayings! Please! I want to put one on my msn messanger!
2007-04-22 14:20:13 · 9 answers · asked by <3Juicy.Couture.Love<3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Save a horse Ride a cowboy
2007-04-22 14:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've had that same thought before...;~). Here are some additional ones that I thought you might enjoy!: Life is like a dream and in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself and wake up and never dream again. Love those who love you - forget those who forget you. The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon, but its echo lasts a lot longer. You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy. To know me is to understand me, and to understand me is to love me. Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart, for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top. The worst person in this world is he who does not know who is GOD. ((HUGS!)) xoxoxoxo Have a Terrific Tuesday!
2016-05-21 03:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When (a female celebrity who has been married often, - choose one) awakens in the morning, the first thing she does is stretches with her arms out and says, " Oh, I feel like a new man!" This is an old joke about Elizabeth Taylor.
2007-04-22 14:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by xxxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom goes to college.
-Kip from Napolean Dynimite-
I like eggs
-anonymous-
Anything Sarah Silverman says.
2007-04-22 15:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by artsydyl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's as easy as falling off a piece of cake.
2007-04-23 01:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who sleeps with itchy a s s wakes up with smelly finger!
2007-04-22 14:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by mc 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this website usually has a bunch of them http://www.makefunofeverything.com/ it's worth checking out
2007-04-25 14:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by William B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will not type anything down on here
2007-04-22 15:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by clowned 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwww
2007-04-22 14:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by pbear i 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋