a gnome running around...i've seem to of lost him....again....
he answers to the name of fred....but careful don't get to close he does bite.....
2007-04-22 13:23:06 · 14 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'll put some underpants on the end of a stick to lure him out!
2007-04-23 08:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Rooster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He bites? Why would he bite unless someone was grabbing hold of him against his will? Is he insane or ill? If not, perhaps he is choosing to leave your home in search of a more fulfilling community or lifestyle. Gnomes have the same desire for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as Humans do.
We provide free support groups and counseling to Gnomes at the Hidden Urban Gnome Reserve & Sanctuary. Perhaps you could leave a sign on your lawn that tells him about HUGRS, or fill out a free-to-use legal Emancipation form on our site to reassure him that you do not intend to keep him against his will.
2007-04-23 11:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Gnome R 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
what the heck. I think you have gone a little insane. Maybe you should go and get some help. Gnomes can not walk, and they do not bite. I dont know what in the world you are talking about. DId you think this up all by yourself? Nice job!
2007-04-22 20:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by K T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know that the Travelocity's Rhoming Gnome's name is Fred.
2007-04-22 20:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by powersbt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i'l help you look for your gnome fred if you can help me find my gremlin he answers to george he just likes causin alot of mahem
2007-04-23 23:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Arcane Angel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*yells* FREAD... FREDDY.... LIL FREDSTER.... u need to get control of ur lil gnome friend poosocks... if he gets out and starts usin his lil gnome powers on people, this could get ugly
2007-04-22 20:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by zenkifc3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, him and my leprechaun went out drinkin the other night, and I haven't seen em since!
2007-04-23 21:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... but I saw one of Snow White's dwarf's. We should find out if she's missing him!
2007-04-22 20:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by leadexit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's hiding behind the tree in your back garden...but don't tell him I told you where he is!
2007-04-23 12:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is funny. I just saw one run by my office. LOL
2007-04-23 13:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by emmaleighsmom2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋