2007-04-22 08:16:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just finished working in the garden and decided to take a shire to clean off. My wife was banging on the door wanting in. She kept saying "hobbit you let me in". I finally let her in. After giving her a Tolkien of my appreciation (a ring) things got a little randy. It was at this point I had a silmarillion problem as yours. To alleviate the situation I put on a pair of swimming goggles, Hope this helps.
2007-04-22 14:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a store you may be able to find online called The Hobbit Habitat. They sell Ear Guards meant to specially handle just this thing. They also have Ear Clips where they can fold their ear down and pin it to the lobe so they can wear hats. I think they're having a sale right now...buy two Ear Guards and get the Ear Clip half price!
2007-04-22 08:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, as long as it was only his ear that poked you in the eye. Those randy little hobbits can get pretty frisky. I solved this problem by wearing a knit stocking cap over my dainty ears. My girlfriend wanted my ear hair trimmed, but I wouldn't hear of it.
2007-04-22 08:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's covered in the Duct Tape book. Chapter 12: Romancing the Duct Tape User.
(Just for your planning purposes, you may want to also read Chapter 19: "Duct Tape as Birth Control").
2007-04-22 11:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hobbits don't have pointy ears elves do
2007-04-22 08:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Snuggle with his face in your crotch..It will make u happier.....:o)
2007-04-22 08:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
try to get him to fight Mike Tyson
2007-04-23 04:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
trim his ears.
2007-04-22 08:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋