"True" Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth!
Thanks for being the Pee in my pants!
2007-04-22 02:36:57 · 5 answers · asked by lil' angel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
okay my friend, so holding a bucket in one hand for you to throw up into when you are sick, and a bottle of booze in the other to get you there, Then in the morning i can smile at all those with hangovers, because i am evil, because i don't get them.
But if you are too drunk to get there. I will be the reason you can't remember how you got safely back to you own bed
.
A true friend will kick you in the rear, when you should be moving. They may laugh at you as you lie drunk in the gutter, but will drag you butt, kicking and screaming into the taxi if the taxi if they have to.
I like the poem,
2007-04-22 10:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by steven m 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG That is so very funny and true! Thanx for the big laugh. Needed it really bad!!!
2007-04-22 11:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am only a true friend with a good heart.
2007-04-22 11:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am a true friend
2007-04-23 12:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really.....
2007-04-22 10:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by jennifer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋