Gimme yr best poem?!?

Answer 1

amiga
você tem autorização para bater em mim
com há cinta nas penas e na minha Bunda
Beijos seu amigo Ler

Answer 2

Love is a triangle
love is a game
Boys do the necking
girls get the blame

5 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in the hospital
and a baby to name

they say love is true
but after they fooHk you
they'd say "hey the hell with you"

the father's a bastard
the mother's a whore
this all happened
because that darn condom tore!

--tee-hee!

Answer 3

Now That’s Pollution

Welcome, welcome,
Welcome to this country of ours.

Look here, everyone, at all these fallen trees,
We can see how the government is trying to clear land for development.

Over here, is a beautiful green lake, caused by eutrophication,
Don’t know what it means? Oh, It just means something good. That’s for sure.

Here, here, don’t dilly-dally everyone.

Look at these wonderful smoke-producing funnels,
It represents the stable economy of our country.

Here, you can see a tree that is made out of rubbish,
It shows our artistic talent, how beautiful this tree is.

Look at this cracked earth you are standing on now,
Simply magnificent landscape only our country can offer!

Oh, What is that over there?!
Disgusting people trying to net out rubbish.
Must be foreigners who litter everywhere
How not eco-friendly they are!

Now That’s Pollution.

Answer 4

I wrote this one for my Russian friend. Here it goes:

Mother Russia is the place to be,
Mother Russia is the place for me,
I like it here in Mother Russia because it is a lot of fun,
I like it here in Mother Russia because there are a lot of buns,
For my hamburger or hotdog,
Syberia has trees that make nice logs,
Being Russian makes me proud,
In Moscow the sky has no clouds,
Chechnyia's trying to become an independent state,
The rest of Russia doesn't like that but I think it's great!
Mother Russia has great food,
Mother Russia will never have a Coup,
Mother Russia is the place for you,
Come to Mother Russia,
You'll love it dude!

Answer 5

For Valentines day
If I go to heaven and your not there,
Ill wait for you in a golden chair,
If your not there by Judgement day,
Ill know youv gone the other way,
Ill give the angels back their wings,
Golden harps and everything,
And Just to prove my love is true,
Ill go to hell to be with you
AWWW SWEET INIT

Answer 6

a peanut sat on a railroad track
his heart was all a flutter
along came a train, the 9.15
toot toot peanut butter
haha :P

Answer 7

Thoughtful little Willie Frazer
Carved his name with father's razor;
Father, unaware of trouble,
Used the blade to shave his stubble.
Father cut himself severely,
Which pleased little Willie dearly—
'I have fixed my father's razor
So it cuts!' said Willie Frazer.

Mamie often wondered why
Acids trouble alkali—
Mamie, in a manner placid,
Fed the cat boraic acid,
Whereupon the cat grew frantic,
Executing many an antic,
'Ah!' cried Mamie, overjoyed,
'Pu55y is an alkaloid!'

Arthur with a lighted taper
Touched the fire to grandpa's paper.
Grandpa leaped a foot or higher,
Dropped the sheet and shouted 'Fire!'
Arthur, wrapped in contemplation,
Viewed the scene of conflagration.
'This,' he said, 'confirms my notion—
Heat creates both light and motion.'

Wee, experimental Nina
Dropped her mother's Dresden china
From a seventh-story casement,
Smashing, crashing to the basement.
Nina, somewhat apprehensive,
Said: 'This china is expensive,'
Yet it proves by demonstration
Newton's law of gravitation.'

Answer 8

the boy stood on the burning deck
picking his nose like mad
rolled them into little balls
and threw them at hid dad

Answer 9

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
When I flush the toilet,
I always think of you.

Answer 10

as i wandered down the pub i asked my missis for a sub she said to me "i get the jist" heres a tenner dont get p@*$T