give me an excuse that you'll say to an officer if he/her caught you speeding!!
2007-04-21 23:15:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Safety
if an officer had caught me speeding, i'd say "sorry sir/madame, i was just trying to catch up to every one infront of me, i am way far behind!!"
2007-04-21 23:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm sorry, Officer, but the phase inverter jammed because of an imbalance in the flux generator caused by overheating of the matrix coil. Consequently the core elements of my momentum controller jammed and I was unable to control the forward velocity of my terra-conveyance. This happened once before when the air/fuel ratio was in excess of normal parameters. I thought I had it fixed". Pray that the cop is a sci-fi fan!
2007-04-22 08:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dropped my doughtnut while signalling a lane change and it fell under my foot and wedged the accelerator and... ok waitasec... you want some?
It's a Crispy-Creme!
Seriously, there's some good advice for fighting speeding tickets here: http://www.blurofinsanity.com/Speeding.html
But the best advice is this: 10 over on a freeway, 5 over on a city street, ZERO over on a residential road (there's kids out there, dammit). Do these things and the cops will leave you alone.
Good luck to ya.
2007-04-22 06:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you weren't speeding fast enough if the cops caught you.
True story told to me by a high school teacher/former cop. A lady got pulled over and begged the officer not to give her a ticket.
She said "If you don't give me a ticket, I'll donate to the policeman's ball." Of course, she was thinking of the FIREMAN'S ball.
Not thinking, the officer said, "Maam, policemen don't have balls."
Both of them immediately started laughing uncontrollably, and he let her off with a warning!
2007-04-22 06:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of a joke...
There was an older man who suddenly found himself being tailed by a state police cruiser with its lights on. Instead of slowing down, he sped up, going faster and faster, but alas, he ran out of gas and had no choice but to pull over.
When the officer appoached the car and asked for an explanation, he answered, "years ago, my ex-wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw you, I was afriad you were the guy and you were trying to bring her back!!!"
2007-04-22 14:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by todvango 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just explain that it's not your fault; it's all the speed you snorted half an hour ago. Then watch them smile and wave you on your way. Cops LOVE amphetamine jokes!
2007-04-22 06:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by poorcocoboiboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No excuse sir you got me. I was actually let off with a warning. cops hate excuses just tell the truth. You dont think they have not heard it all?
2007-04-22 15:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im in a slight hurry to get to court for a speeding case that is far in excess of this one!~~
2007-04-22 06:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhea.
2007-04-22 16:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was drafting to save gas. For those of you who don't know what drafting is contact NASCAR.
2007-04-22 19:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by traffic_joker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋