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2007-04-21 19:59:48 · 10 answers · asked by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

You don't. From what I understand, if you mess with its Pringles, you're flirting with doom.

(((((dog sneeze))))

2007-04-21 20:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 1 · 3 0

Easy. Just figure out how the penguin got his head into the Pringles can then do the exact opposite. Oh, and don't forget the lube. Lube makes everything easier.

2007-04-22 03:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by ssatava2 1 · 2 0

Place your mouth around the body of the trapped penguin. Make lip contact with the offending Pringles can, and suck.

2007-04-22 03:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by seychellie 3 · 4 0

This is a two step process.

1) Set an open can of sardines on the ground next to the penguin. He will usually go right for it.

If that doesn't do it, proceed to step 2.

2) Stick your finger in the penguin's bottom. The surprise from this will definitely get his attention.

This, however, can lead to the problem of how do you safely get your finger out of a penguin's bottom.

=]

2007-04-22 03:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by oodwayookbray 2 · 3 1

I can't help you with this one but I know a couple of guys who can.Their names are Beavis and Butthead.
Check them out,Beavis once dislodged a chicken nugget from Butthead who was choking on it and then he ate it.
Pretty cool ha?
Good luck with your penguin dude.

2007-04-22 03:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Take the lid off and tip it up-side-down, and the head will fall out.

2007-04-22 03:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by serialcoyote 4 · 2 0

Wait until the penguin is dead and then pull the penguin out.

2007-04-22 03:11:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

lol. So you are his dog. What happened? Wait ... maybe I don't want to know. I haven't laughted so loud since the WSIDR's last visit.

2007-04-22 03:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 3 0

Jaws of life.

2007-04-22 03:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

WHAT!?

What are you smoking, and can I have a puff?

2007-04-22 03:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by Harry 5 · 0 0

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