2007-04-21 16:21:51 · 21 answers · asked by mrshinytooth 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I WISH I COULD DRIVE A DAGGER THROUGH YOUR HEART OR BURN YOU ALIVE FOR THE HERATIC YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-21 19:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Bryan D 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
By thinking for yourself and being educated. That's what Satan wants from all of his subjects. He just wants you to think (and take some self-responsibility). Pretty cool for a dark lord and master, IMO.
2007-04-21 16:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could start by giving a little more money to my church. I mean COME ON it takes a lot of money to create an army of darkness that has to wage war with an army of angels. Oh and if you could pick up my dry cleaning that'd be just super.
2007-04-21 16:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Satan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you reminded me of an idea i just had recently, it would be real funny if athletes thanked satan when they won and blew a kiss to the ground instead of the sky, and said somethin like, "i just wanna than satan for giving me the strength to persevere, i couldnt have done it without him" and then did a reverse cross type of thingy where theyd start at the pelvis instead of the forehead and cross their abdomen instead of heart, that'd be mad funny.
2007-04-21 17:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Indulgence
2007-04-21 16:24:55 · answer #5 · answered by The Lamb of Vista 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Blasphemy porn is my favorite way of worshipping satan (lust).._Drugs like meth and ghb help alot too!!
haha HAIL Satan!!!
2016-08-19 23:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by platoplomo30 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indulge yourself and occassionally shout HAIL SATAN while holding up the Coronado.
2007-04-21 16:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Primordial Soup 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Satan told me to mail me your paychecks.
2007-04-21 16:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are serving it already.
jtm
2007-04-21 16:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May the Lord have mercy upon your soul.
2007-04-21 16:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by felix8462 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You are already doing it right now... but wait till you go to hell... that point, you'll make satan proud... as he sees you suffering to death...
2007-04-21 16:33:10 · answer #11 · answered by Juan C 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋