2007-04-21 14:08:24 · 9 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
There is no such thing as a lesbian. Only a woman who's never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
And my personal favorite:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
2007-04-23 18:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuch Norris doesn't have a shadow, he roundhouse kicks anything that follows him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a father cause he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris has been dead for ten years, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
2007-04-29 19:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Conor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has so many black belts that when he puts them all on he looks like a ninja.
2007-04-21 21:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day Chuck Norris was infact killed when he round house kicked someone in the face so hard that it shattered the universe. But in heaven, Chuck challenged God to an arm wrestling match. Chuck won, and the universe was reformed.
2007-04-21 21:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Honey Badger Doesnt give a Shat 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris built NTC with an E-Tool
2007-04-21 22:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by ya ya 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck norris once executed a round house kick that was so fast it went back in time and kicked Hitler in the head!
Now that's fast.
2007-04-21 21:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Pontius 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't make fun of my Dad or the really bad rug he wears that looks like someone shaved a collies butt.
2007-04-21 21:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by chuck_junior 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yes
i can find 1,507 things to kill you and a room including the room itself
2007-04-21 21:55:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when god said, 'let there be light,' chuck norris said, 'say please.'
2007-04-25 11:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by ღ♫´`*♥Wine♥*´`♫ ღ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋