Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so fat, a bus full of white kids drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.
2007-04-21 13:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by Okie Dokie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are pretty good
2007-04-21 14:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by nikki bling bling 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! Ha Ha! Ouch!
2007-04-21 14:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOLD!!! 10/10 and a star for you good work ^^
2007-04-21 14:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! I hadn't heard some of them before. FUNNY!
2007-04-21 14:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by jus_2_sweet00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked the one with the age...hahahhaahha and the garbage truck...lmao
2007-04-21 14:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, but did you say it to anyone before?
2007-04-21 14:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny you should do stand up
2007-04-21 14:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by spongegirlsquarepants6236 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one i think is the first one
2007-04-21 14:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by NiCoLe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are some funny jokes.
2007-04-21 14:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by beatleslunchbox65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... sooo funny Well Done
2007-04-21 14:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Jay F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thank you!!!! i starred. send me more @
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2007-04-21 15:09:14 · answer #11 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋