One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."
The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."
2007-04-21 13:48:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
could you star me and be my fan
2007-04-21 13:52:50 · update #1
lol funny
2007-04-21 13:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by fallen_angel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
im sure 15 and 18 is illegal in some states, just so you know. whether or not you can travel with your boyfriend is not a matter of fact or answering any questions : you can go if your mom lets you, you are 15 years old and thus still require the permission of your parents. at your age, you are still a CHILD and under the control of your parents. otherwise, your question makes very little sense and your story confuses me. what biology teacher? what permission slip? is this a school trip? and you both got a job together as in the same place? remember that two plane tickets to the bahamas by themselves are going to be very expensive not to mention boarding costs once you arrive. also, no ones accusing you of anything sexual, so relax.
2016-05-20 22:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Silly! 10!
2007-04-21 14:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im 11 and I laughed. Dont ask how I understood that joke lol :D
2007-04-21 14:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked it That was a great joke! and sure Ill be your friend
2007-04-21 13:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice!!! where did the naked woman come from tho....
2007-04-21 15:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!! that was HILARIOUS!! i starred u and i will add u! no doubt!
Wait ijust ried adding you! And o cant!! sorry! try to email me if u no how
never mind ur added!!
2007-04-21 13:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LuLu♪™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad...but not worth a star, keep trying.
2007-04-21 13:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sports Guy 786 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. thats so funny
2007-04-21 13:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by Qwerty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shoot your freakin funny!!
ROTFL
that probably the best joke Ive heard
LMAO
2007-04-21 13:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Spudtator monster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋