On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I’m too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I’ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He’s gorgeous! Tall, handsome, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
2007-04-21 12:57:13 · 25 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude thanks for that repeat of which i never heard of before. I barely hear any good jokes these days. Keep these up and you'll be rich with golden stars.
2007-04-21 13:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judas priest w/Ripper Owens stay in London (i'm going to on no account hear to that *** Halford back) BQ: sure BQ: nay. stay in an condominium development. BQ: Iron Maiden - The Wicker guy
2016-10-03 09:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup. Thats womanhood for ya!
and reason no.11 as to why marrage is no good unless you are very bored or over 50. (the over 50s being generally able to afford drycleaning bills with "iron this" included!)
2007-04-21 13:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say the old ones are the best, this is and its still funny. 8/10.
2007-04-21 13:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now didn't we have this discussion the other day? Hhhmm lol
Nice for a repeat cheeky!
Have a *
Tink xxx
2007-04-22 04:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really good. Will be telling that one until people say I'm repeating myself.
2007-04-21 13:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Tefi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive read this before but I still laughed
2007-04-21 13:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Chauvanistic PIG!
but thought is was a crack up!
2007-04-21 13:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by ozi_nut 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, LMAO, I I I cant answer your question,im too busy laughingha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! oh stop it,snort! rubberstampr PS it was very funny,thanks for brightening my day!
2007-04-21 14:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one dTeacher.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
Thanks for a good laugh.!!!
2007-04-21 17:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋