One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
2007-04-21 12:46:11 · 11 answers · asked by blackheart89 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
lol
good one
that little johnny
2007-04-21 12:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow johnny's a bad boy
2007-04-21 12:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-04-21 13:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That replaced into uproariously, section-splittingly humorous! Honey I don’t imagine i will examine any extra of your "H0RNY little Johnny" jokes as we talk or i will EXPLODE!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMFAO!!!
2016-12-04 10:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Naughty! lol! 10!
2007-04-21 14:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny jokes....ya gotta luv them! lol
2007-04-21 13:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love little Johnny jokes cuz I get them and I shouldnt cuz im 11 haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-21 14:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JOHNNY'S A FREAK!!!!! LOL!!!
2007-04-21 12:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty boy!!
2007-04-25 02:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! OMG! i get it!That's funny!
2007-04-21 12:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by 嗨! 안녕! =) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋