Obviously, beer is real. Obviously, underpants are real.
Therefore, Zoltar is real! The pants command you!
And really, isn't it better to believe lest you spend eternity without beer and underpants?
2007-04-21 11:41:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Silly, he is not real. You just made him up. Please read the Bible. It's all in there. There is no beer and underpants in the Bible.
Glory Be to Him on High
2007-04-21 13:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Freshman year, first Friday at Purdue. We packed the back of Jeff Blevin's truck and went and saw Animal House (fall of '78) Spent the next 5 years of my life worshiping Zoltar, praying at the porcelain throne and stair diving with the other Flying Oyden Brothers.
I thank God that I've since seen the light.
2007-04-21 18:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. Best Pascal's Wager ever!
"better to believe lest you spend eternity without beer and underpants"
Hmmm....now that really depends. There's a lot of other good drinks besides beer and spending eternity with no underpants doesn't sound that bad at all. ;-)
2007-04-21 20:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Everytime I have taken Zoltar communion I came round three days later in another state (usually without my underpants). I just don't need that no more.
2007-04-21 18:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Zoltar was first written about 2000 years ago in the Dead Sea Toilet Paper Rolls.
2007-04-21 18:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
hmmmm
sounds promising
any rituals that involve removing underpants in a coed emvironment?
then I might even give some cash to this ZOltar fellow
2007-04-21 18:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
well, I need beer. I tried going without underpants but was always afraid of getting in an accident , so yea ok. I'm in. At least your religion is real.
2007-04-21 18:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hail, Zoltar!!
Can I get Bacardi instead of beer? If so, I'll attend church every saturday night at the bar.
2007-04-21 18:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Whenever I drink beer, I wet my pants.
Sorry Zoltar.......
2007-04-21 19:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Baptized by beer? With or without the underpants?
2007-04-21 19:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋