Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont
Their first night there, she undressed as he did and there she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied : "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom .
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences".
2007-04-21 11:32:46 · 14 answers · asked by OnTheProwl007 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol a star 4 u .................
2007-04-21 11:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by ♥emily elizabethhh♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny... 9/10!!!
2007-04-21 11:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Lord you have weird sense of humor...I like it--hey Mikey I like, really like it...a star is on its way.I can share can't I?
2016-05-20 22:21:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-21 19:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Nastedani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so glad she found an understanding man! LMAO
2007-04-21 11:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny on so many levels
2007-04-21 11:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny
great joke
ill star it
lol
2007-04-21 11:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-04-21 11:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
It's great to be a man
2007-04-21 11:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-04-21 14:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by doghouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋