Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND : (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own
2007-04-21 11:14:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WIFE:. WOULD YOU LET HER USE MY GOLF CLUBS?
HUSBAND: NO SHES LEFT HANDED
2007-04-21 11:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by colin r 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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Teens
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Sims 3: had kids with someone whos not my husband?
2016-08-10 04:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband's?
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What happens when a girl breaks girl code?
2016-07-28 10:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by Brande 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH LORDY. thats a catch 22!
2007-04-21 11:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Alissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-04-21 11:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend is a mega liar.?
2016-08-28 07:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by Buffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there more? Or does it just end like that?
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