Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in Monaghan's flat in Dungarvan when Sean O' Toole loses €700 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Lennon looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Sean's wife. Who will it be?'
They draw straws.
Cavan Colquhoun picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle and not to make a bad situation any worse.' Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you' ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me.' announces Cavan.
He goes over to O' Toole's house and knocks on the door.
Brenda O'Toole answers and asks what he wants. Cavan declares: 'Your husband just lost €700 and is afraid to come home.'
' Tell him to drop dead!' snarls Brenda.' I'll go tell him.' says Cavan.
2007-04-21 10:19:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh let me wipe the tears away I'm crying here!!
Brilliant, loved it
Have a well deserved *
Tink xxx
2007-04-22 05:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-04-21 10:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by kathy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! But why did Cavan say he was afraid to come home?
2007-04-21 10:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by imaprincessindisguise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I loved it 10/10
2007-04-21 10:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a true Irish lassy could tell that one, brilliant,10/10+star. x
2007-04-22 07:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10.
2007-04-21 10:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My tummy is paining from laughing so much at your last joke Honey so I'll say just this WOW! WOW! WOW!
2007-04-21 10:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u just wasted 2 minutes of my time, probs the worst joke i have ever heard
2007-04-21 10:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by mikey88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Barbaro.
2007-04-21 15:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE AGAIN GIRL 10/10
2007-04-21 10:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋