I personally dont believe in elves, trolls, capn crunch or even the lovable peter pan but I am a sinner and I love it.
I actually want to start the anti KKK movement with the KKK standing for Krazy Klown Killers.
I have sex out of wedlock, I treat people like dirt, and I never earn an honest living but guess what???
I AM GOING TO HEAVAN ! GUARANTEED
why?
Because Jesus ( the black dude with the long hair and robe)
died for all Human sins. Not some sins but ALL SINS!! It is in the Bible
So with my sins already paid for I decide to live a lustful and hateful life. nice thing is in the end if I am wrong about the God fairy tale, I will still be in Heavan
Isnt life so grande?
2007-04-21 10:17:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well lets hope for your sake that there really is a heaven. Personally I don't believe that there is and I don't even think that there is a Heavan either!
2007-04-21 16:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus took your punishment for your sins. However, if you do not believe in Him, then you are saying you do not need Him, and that you can pay for your sins yourself. He died to give you the choice: pay for your sins yourself or accept His sacrifice. You have not accepted His sacrifice. Right now, there will be no heaven for you, for you have chosen to stay outside. Heaven will pass away, by the way. Read the Bible properly. You are just proving that your atheism is on very shaky ground. First speak with atheists who really have done their research properly, and who really do know why they do not believe in the existence of God.
2007-04-21 10:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by ellipse4 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your are making a great assumption if you believe that the brand of christianity adopted by the orthodox church in the 4th century is what Jesus taught concerning salvation. Hope you checked out that assumption? Measure twice, cut once.
2007-04-21 10:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by Yoda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he died for all sins, even for those that do not believe in him BUT you will be judged on your actions and attempts not to sin and knowingly and intentionally treating people like dirt, and I never attempting to earn an honest living will way against you.
2007-04-21 10:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus did die for you sins, however you need to repent of them and ask Jesus to forgive you for them before you start packing your bags.
And by the way, if you do, you won't WANT to live the way you do because He will change your heart. I encourage you to seek his forgiveness. Just ask Him and He will forgive and change you from the inside out.
2007-04-21 10:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by attacksheep74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You first must understand that you are not a true atheist because a true athiest does not believe in any thing and apparently you believe these things you have stated. If you must believe in one thing then believe in yourself.
2007-04-21 10:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by redmarc316 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There might be one little problem with your theory, but I won't ruin your fun, just remember to bring some marshmellows I'll provide the fire!
2007-04-21 10:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude what's your problem with CapNCrunch? I happen to like that cereal. Otherwise I don't care about anything else that you said. Just leave CapNCrunch alone rotflmao.
2007-04-21 10:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, we all go where we fit in best.... So heaven to you might be hell to me. Seems like you are headed where all the fornicaters, liars and hurtful people go. If that is heaven to you, you are welcome to it my friend.
2007-04-21 10:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by MumOf5 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kind of cute and all and I know you are just joking (I hope) but talk like that is why christians think atheists have no morals. Please keep that in mind....
2007-04-21 10:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋