2007-04-21 10:00:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Before we can answer that question, we have to answer a few other questions first.
Q1: Did Jesus, in fact, die?
A: Yes. Yes he did.
Q2: Did he, as it were, come back to life?
A: Yes again.
Q3: Did he endorse cannibalistic ideals?
A: Yes the third. (He said "Eat this bread, for it is my flesh, and drink this wine, for it is my blood". Or something to that effect.)
And after looking at all the facts, everything looking kinda zombish. So, to officially answer your question; Yes, Jesus was a zombie.
2007-04-23 18:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by James 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean the slow moving George Romero zombies or the running, talking zombies from "The Return Of The Living Dead" movies?
2007-04-21 10:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, resurrection isn't concerning zombies / residing useless. action picture fictional / horror Zombie? Like "evening of the residing useless", senseless, unfeeling monsters with a starvation for human flesh? No. Voodoo zombie's? useless being raised as workers via a a bokor or Voodoo sorcerer?. No. Philosophical zombie or P-zombie? Hypothetical being it truly is indistinguishable from a classic man or woman except that it lacks wakeful journey, qualia, sentience, or sapience? No, the concept of a philosophical zombie is fairly utilized in arguments, it truly is in straightforward words a theory.
2016-12-04 10:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by mayze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, from what I've heard... Zombies are technically only the shell of what they once were. Their souls are gone, whatever was left of the personality is gone. It's the body come back to life to eat flesh and brains and what-have-you.
Jesus came back exactly as he was before he died. He had his memories, his personality, and most importantly, he did not eat people.
2007-04-21 10:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The world has twisted the idea of God's super-natural powers..... shame
2007-04-21 10:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by apples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Titus 3:9
But avoid foolish questions.
2007-04-21 10:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by Rhonda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
According to the Bible he is not dead.
2007-04-21 10:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...one of the un-dead.
2007-04-21 10:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, even though i am against insulting ALL RELIGIONS....i have yo admit thats damn funny
2007-04-21 10:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by Champ P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question and your avatar are harmonious.
2007-04-21 11:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋