I am here, what more proof do you need? Like your god, I also have a book full of stories about me, and several movies that I star in. But unlike that *other* god, whose name I won't mention, I would never send you to hell. Would you like to accept Pazuzu into your heart now? I don't care if Jesus is already occupying it, I'll give him his eviction notice for you.
2007-04-21 09:00:05 · 8 answers · asked by Enslavementalitheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Daniel A: I pose the same challenge to you. When Mighty Cthulhu rises from his slumber in R'lyeh, tell him that Jesus has granted you salvation from His All-Powerful Tentacles and see how far it gets YOU.
2007-04-21 11:40:20 · update #1
but pazuzu IS real
there is evidence of pazuzu everywhere! how can people deny the existence of pazuzu???
2007-04-21 09:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pazuzu.....who?
2007-04-21 16:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what, on Judgement Day, and it's comming, Stand before God Amighty and try to convince HIM. See how far it gets you.
2007-04-21 18:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by dannyo66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have Pazuzu's petals?
Can I sniff em?
2007-04-21 16:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by PrincessPlum 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because of this....
(Isaiah 45:5) I am Jehovah, and there is none else, no God besides Me; I clothed you, though you have not known Me;
Thanks, RR
2007-04-21 17:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am VERY happy where I am....You could NEVER convince me of anything different....you SIR, are wasting your time.
Go in peace with your locusts.
2007-04-21 16:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i had to look this one up.
2007-04-21 16:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Vengeance_is_mine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what i like to see...............
PS..I am not a christian though hahaha !!!!
2007-04-21 16:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋