A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,” First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then." He sighed................ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."
2007-04-21 08:34:08 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star me please =D
2007-04-21 08:37:05 · update #1
Yeh it`s ace
two blonds walking down the road ,one spots a mirror in the gutter and picks it up,she looks in it and says to her friend"Hmm that face looks familiar but I just can`t put a name to it" The other blond takes the mirror,looks in and says " Silly girl it`s me".
2007-04-21 08:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 02:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny pmsl 10/10
2007-04-21 08:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea that's funny
my thing is how do u get frosted flakes mixed up w/ puzzle pieces
blondes
2007-04-21 08:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is cringeworthy. Judging by most of the answers some people are much too easily pleased.
2007-04-21 08:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ya i have heard that before but it was a less complex version. it is pretty funny though and i still think it is great.
2007-04-21 08:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Melanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i luv that joke - it never gets old lol star 4 u =]
2007-04-21 08:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It made me giggle enough to give you a star lol.
2007-04-21 08:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes girl i love it good job you really did hit the spot with this one girl and way to go girl you rocks you really did nail this one i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i really do love it i think it is a nice joke and plus it is funny and good job once again girl and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it.
2007-04-21 09:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
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2007-04-21 08:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by bonniebella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋