A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass." After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
2007-04-21 07:32:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,luv it !!! hope you are well,x
2007-04-21 07:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny, but what's the significance of the nurse being from England?
2007-04-21 15:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by Ruby 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha funny.
2007-04-21 14:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, this is very dull. It's hardly funny at all. I do not understand why people would laught at it.
2007-04-21 14:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by cccccrazy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny.
by the way, it's not called a "punk rocker"
2007-04-21 14:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-21 19:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by ccosj 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't quit your day job.
2007-04-21 14:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thinks thats ur funniest 1 yet i think be the new comedian god
2007-04-21 15:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by alec w 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not laugh out loud funny but its funny
2007-04-21 14:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by i am me 123 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL...very funny.
2007-04-21 14:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by harleychick.rm 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are making these jokes up, aren't you? They don't have that "zing" to them.
2007-04-21 14:36:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋