Well, so that God can reach down, take them by the claws and pull them up
into heaven."
Next day when Dad got home from work, Johnny rushed over to him and
said,"Gee Dad, we nearly lost Mom today." "What do you mean?" queried his
father.
"Well, I heard noises upstairs so I rushed up to see what was happening.
There was Mom, lying on the bed with her legs pointing up while she was
yelling,' God, I'm coming.'
If it hadn't been for the gardener holding her down, we'd have lost her.
2007-04-21 07:13:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10.... too freaking funny
2007-04-21 09:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this right this moment besides, even though it grew to become into the baker protecting her down and the different day I study that it grew to become into the mailman protecting her down. i assume this mom is incredibly warm in the community... LOL
2016-10-13 03:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by pharris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would help if you finished the first sentence. It's a old joke and I like it but you kind of ruined it.
2007-04-21 07:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaahaha! *smile*
2007-04-21 07:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
great joke
lol
2007-04-21 11:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny i mean i can't stop laughing whoa
2007-04-21 07:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by ATM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I loved it tell me another one... :o)
2007-04-21 07:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by mysteryousmtz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh thats just sick.
2007-04-21 07:19:32 · answer #8 · answered by slasher42424 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's disgusting.
YOUR disgusting.
eww. I am reporting you.
2007-04-21 07:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-04-21 07:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋