A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Crap!"
2007-04-21 02:43:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So she became a politician?
2007-04-21 02:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by MUDD 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
shaggy dog tale: a guy positioned some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mom and all started decrease back in route of his vehicle even as his interest replaced into diverted to a unique guy kneeling at a grave. the guy appeared to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you're able to die? Why did you're able to die?" the first guy approached him and stated, "Sir, i do not favor to intrude including your inner most grief, yet this demonstration of soreness is more beneficial than i have ever seen formerly. For whom do you mourn so deeply? a baby? A figure?" The mourner took a second to gather himself, then replied, "My spouse's first husband."
2016-12-04 09:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by genna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you say it and then you do it. I hope she did not hurt the redhead.
2007-04-21 03:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard a different version of that joke b4...but urs was just as good...very nice
2007-04-21 03:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by senorcolina76110 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I've heard that be4 but still funny
2007-04-21 03:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke in differnt scenarios.
2007-04-21 03:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still funny!
2007-04-21 03:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one it was funny
2007-04-21 08:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by ATM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
er.. so is it supposed to be like crab?
hahaa
2007-04-21 03:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaha! nice
2007-04-21 03:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by Mika 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH. Well at least she wished something.
2007-04-21 02:47:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋