can someone give me a funny yet understandable limerick???

Answer 1

there once was a person named fizzy
who kept themselves very busy
by reading the results
and picking out faults
they became drowsy and dizzy

Answer 2

There one was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!

There was a young hunter named Shepherd
Who was eaten for lunch by a leopard.
Said the leopard, "Egad!
You'd be tastier, lad
If you had been salted and peppered!"

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and just meowed

There once was a kid named Darren
Who's room was surprisingly barren
He had no toys
Like all normal boys
But he did believe in sharing

There was a young man named Wyatt
whose voice was exceedingly quiet
And then one day
it faded away (*by Spike Milligan, an Irish comedian)

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ***;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think---
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

There once was a lady named Lynn
Who was so uncommonly thin,
that when she assayed
to drink lemonade,
she slipped through the straw and fell in!

Answer 3

there is a lady from the Niger
who went on a ride on a tiger
they came back ,
with a baby inside
and a smile on the face of the tiger

Answer 4

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his a**** like a dahlia
2 cents a smell went all very well
But 3 cents a lick was a failure

Answer 5

THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER FROM LEEDS
WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
IT SOON CAME TO PASS
HE WAS COVERED WITH GRASS
BUT HAS ALL THE TOMATOES HE NEEDS

Answer 6

There once was a man named TAR
Who's hand got stuck in a JAR
He asked his WIFE
To get him a KNIFE
Instead she brought him a CAR!!!

*smiles*