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a. Yell at me for ruining your appetite?
b. I don't know?
c. Get up and spray some lysol?
d. Cover your nose and run?
e. This is a dumb question?
f. Something else???
g. Ignore it and continue eating?
h. Laughing and say, "Oh my God, You farted, ha ha ha!!!!".

2007-04-20 18:51:33 · 29 answers · asked by Jagger Otto 7 in Dining Out Other - Dining Out

I just want everyone to cheer up...
and stop being sad and feeling doom.

2007-04-20 19:10:54 · update #1

29 answers

h. I'd laugh and suggest we have a "fart off". Ha, ha!

2007-04-26 11:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Gracie 4 · 0 0

I would tell you how sorry I felt for your parents. When asked why, I would say, I am so sorry they raised such an impolite child. Then excuse myself and hope that everyone else would follow me out of the restaurant. Also tell you to spend the money you would have spent on your meal to go buy yourself a book on common etiquette.

2007-04-28 23:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Little Mac 3 · 0 0

h.Becaues i farted at a dinner table everybody busted out laughing

2007-04-26 15:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by rainbows_r_for_eva 1 · 0 0

It would depend on how old you are, if you are 6-7 ok. If you are an adult and thought it was funny I'd probably hit you. "Excuse Me" can go a long way.

2007-04-27 13:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by brutally honest 2 · 0 0

By the sounds of this you must lead a very boring life and have nothing more productive to do. You are sick!

2007-04-28 22:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Since you don't live with me, I doubt your farting anywhere would have any effect on me.

However, if you WERE at MY dinner table and you farted, I would ignore it.

2007-04-21 01:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0 0

I would rate it out of 10 for smell, loudness, general noise and for how moist it sounded.

2007-04-28 16:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd keep on eating. Nothing stands in the way of my food!

2007-04-22 17:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0 0

I. Look over at you and say "Well the voice was different this time, but the breath was the same!"

2007-04-22 18:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Elwheat 3 · 0 0

i wold ingnore it and keep on eating but in my hade i wolud of said ohh my god did she just fart

2007-04-26 18:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by porshia h 1 · 0 0

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