what do you do if you be a character horror movie?

Answer 1

1) Don't answer the door
2)Don't hide in the closet
3)Don't just stand there
4) If you go outside.....don't go back in the house!
5) Don't trip (you see this happen in every horror movie for some reason)
6) Don't answer the phone
7) Don't ask "Who's there?"
8) Don't say "I'll be right back" cause you won't be
9) Don't have sex...EVER
10) Don't drink or do drugs
11) Don't bathe whenever you alone
12) If your a male....you can pretty much write it off that your gonna die. (have you ever seen a horror movie where a guy is one of the last survivors?)
13) Don't ever pick up a phone or go get in a car when being chased (don't you watch movies at all? The phone wont work and the car won't start)
14) Self sacrifice is a bad idea.....the person you save will usually end up dying so don't even bother.
15) Walking backwards is a bad idea......either one of two things will happen......you will back right into the killer or one of your dead friends.
16) Falling asleep is a bad idea.
17) Don't babysit on Halloween
18) Your friends can take care of themselves
19) If you hear weird music start to play.............RUN!
20) If your not a main character....suicide is a quicker and easier way out

Answer 2

sTiCk wiTh soMe1
aNd run ArouNd scrEAminG

Answer 3

*Not* go into the basement is what I do.

Answer 4

kill somebody