I abducted an alien about three week ago. Now I can't get him to leave. I think that he is eating my socks, because alot of them are missing.
As a matter of fact he is under my bed right now and his snoring is keeping me awake.
Please help, how can I get him too leave?
2007-04-20 16:15:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Ask him nicely if he still refuses to leave call Will Smith, he will hook you up. Good luck and may the force be with you.
2007-04-20 16:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by jamie s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, I've had this problem before. The best way is to get some friends or family over, leave them to it. Get them to clear out under your bed and sort out your laundry, etc. Hopefully when you get back, your socks have come back, are washed and in your drawers and your house is tidy and the alien has gone....for a little while!
2007-04-20 23:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get dressed in the morning--throw him some old clothes of yours, and tell him you're taking him to look for a job. ===>>> That useless tick will be out the door and looking for a crack house before you can say mcmuffin!!!
2007-04-21 00:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by 1Penguins1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this is a delicate situation as you dont want to piss it off and have some crazy thing happen to you... you could always try to put so socks in your car drive to an enemies house make a sock trail to his door and then door bell ditch... try it it might work... good luck...
2007-04-20 23:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by lost soul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must send him to the hozone. which is where lost socks and aliens both should be.
2007-04-20 23:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by thrill88 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god..Well i only heared this on National. Geo. Channel..but it looks like it is true..you can have maximum peopel staying at your house..if not enough you can call me sweety...and you can also contact the UFO center...in your area.. or go to http://www.nuforc.org/
2007-04-20 23:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't make him leave. Invite him to a barbecue. I heard they are very tasty. Yum-yum.
2007-04-20 23:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by cookienjanelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask him to marry you. everytime i try that approach the next morning that guy is gone. I wonder if asking him on the first date is a bad thing?..........
2007-04-20 23:25:05 · answer #8 · answered by BadLittleKittyCat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EH! (weirded out)
2007-04-20 23:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by Birdie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have to move out.
2007-04-20 23:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sufi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋