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Thats when I found out I had an S.T.D.

2007-04-20 14:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by simo9352 5 · 2 1

"i think of you have aids." They continuously omit the area approximately desiring help with place of work work and the guy is speaking approximately very own assistants. That ranks astonishing up there with the owner of a seafood eating place who replaced into instructed that "He has crabs in his drawers" on the eating place.

2016-10-28 14:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by duperne 4 · 0 0

(loud music playing)

HOST of the party dancing....

me to a freind: OMG she looks like an idiot!!

freind: what was that??

me: I said (suddenly party music stops) DOESNT MARY LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT??

(everyone turns and stares at me)

oh god....

2007-04-20 19:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by CocoLoco 2 · 1 0

OUCH! it hurts when you put it there!!!

i said that once but i really meant that i didn't want to put my name tag pin right on my boob because it kept pinching me. It sounded worse when it came out

2007-04-20 14:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by GCTA 4 · 1 0

And I said not clap like applause, clap like the std!

2007-04-20 14:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥sista 5 · 1 0

So I hid them in the crawl space!

2007-04-20 14:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Stop begging, I told you I have a HEADACHE.

2007-04-20 14:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1 0

dude i gotta take a dump

2007-04-20 14:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by BLOCK*HEAD*FOR*LIFE 2 · 1 0

I love you

2007-04-20 14:12:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I laughed so hard I pooped!

2007-04-20 14:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by RIVER 6 · 3 0

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