i need a good laugh and b-list movies suck so much they always make me laugh
2007-04-20 06:40:21 · 9 answers · asked by eddie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Okay, I am a 80s late 70s b-list movie freak. If you can it is preferred to watch them on crappy VHS because they will have totally awesome previews for other schlock but here is a short list. I think the best b movies came out pre 1995 before CGI really took the fun out it.
American Ninja (2 was better than 1 but the whole series is stellar. It stars Michael Dudikoff first seen in Bachelor Party as one of Tom Hank's buddies.)
Blood of heros (A movie about fighting to the death in a battle arena, totally sweet!)
Showdown In Little Tokyo (Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee eat sushi off of naked chicks! It also has a young Tia Carerre from Wayne's World)
The Original Punisher (Also with Dolph)
Cobra (Starring Stallone, basically it's Rambo but without damn attempt to be a serious film).
Tango And Cash (Stallone and Kurt Russel. God made Kurt and Kurt Don't Hurt).
Smokey And The Bandit (Not considered B but still Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jackie Gleason of Honeymooners fame. God made Burt and Burt don't hurt!)
Dead Heat (The only movie where two cops get attacked by Chinese food, literally. Plus it has Vincent Price in one of his last film roles!)
American Samurai (continuing the tradition of battle arena films)
Blind Fury (An action movie about a blind guy!)
The Warriors (the orginals 80s version! Can You Dig It! Go Baseball Furies!)
Deathstalker (Unbelievable a simply stunning achievement of cheese, it is one of me and my brother's favourites)
Krull (While I think it a classic it is definitely B-status in the fantasy genre, look for Liam Neeson in one of his first roles!)
For comedy I suggest Loverboy (It has a YOUNG Patrick Dempsey, Carrie Fisher, Kristy Alley and others.)
or Weekend At Bernie's.
Streets of Fire (If you're going to be with a girl during this then watch this one it's an action musical directed by Walter Hill of 48 hours fame and stars many greats of the 80s like Rick Moranis, and Diane Lane, and Bill Paxton before he decided he was an actor.)
Hope that helps
2007-04-20 07:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by windowtreatmentofdeath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
' So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. " - Del Preston from Wayne's World 2
2016-05-19 22:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by nydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I would consider it b-list, but Shawn of the Dead is hilarious!
If you want to see a classic movie that is unintentionally funny, though, pick up The Best of Everything. It stars Joan Crawford. Nuff said, really.
2007-04-20 06:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by CrysV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiocracy with Luke Wilson
2007-04-20 06:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by NIKK F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Perfect Weapon with Jeff Speakman
2007-04-20 06:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Osaiah B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ed and His Dead Mother
2007-04-20 06:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by corazon_muy_dulce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
elvira mistress of the dark is a hoot!
2007-04-20 06:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the evil dead series
2007-04-20 06:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...Two words...
POOTIE-TANG
2007-04-20 06:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋