I saw one that said "friends don't let friends knit drunk"
what are some random ones you've seen?
2007-04-20 05:21:49 · 25 answers · asked by Eve 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Seen on an old Beetle with a white haired pony tailed guy driving in Venice, CA ::
"The older I get, the better I was!"
2007-04-20 05:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
"Dyslexics Untie!"
"Save the Whales - Collect the Whole Set!"
"My OTHER Family Owns A Buick!"
"24 Beer = 1 Per Hour!"
"Epileptics Make Better Cocktails!"
"I Stop For... Oh Sh*t! No Brakes!"
"Meter Maid - Then Meet Her!"
"Hey! This Isn't MY Car!"
"Go To H*ll - Next 3 Exits!"
"Hide the Empties!"
"Student Back-Seat Driver!"
"Soccer Mom Staff Car!"
Later Daze! =)
2007-04-20 12:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I saw one the other day that said "I go from bit-ch to 100 in 6 seconds!"
and another that said "I'm literally a Chimp! Throw me a fricking banana!"
2007-04-20 12:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by roytochaps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say No to Negativity
And 1 from when I was younger that summed up four or five that were big at the time:
Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus
2007-04-20 12:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tuffest Muff in town [ for a muffler shop]
Welcome to Port Orange you are under arrest
Free directions to I 95 north !
I live in a tourist area.
2007-04-20 12:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals
Can't Feed em?
Don't Breed 'em!
If you can read this;
Thank a teacher.
If you are reading this is English,
Thank a soldier
2007-04-20 12:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by crushedlilacs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best one I ever saw was,
"I HATE BUMPER STICKERS"
2007-04-20 12:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus love you, but I'm his Favorite"
I made one one time for my boyfriend at the time who worked for a lumber & building supply company. It had the company name which includes the word lumber, then it said "ask me about my wood" that was funny cuz I sneaked it onto his truck.
2007-04-20 12:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Worm is back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boldly going Nowhere!
2007-04-20 12:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by Tacymevol 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Save America, eat a Pigeon! (Priceless!!! That is toooooo funny...)
*Whoever has the most pair of shoes wins! (My fave!)
*You're just mad because the voices talk to me and not you...
*Suck my drunk, I'm Dick
*Gas, grass or ***. No one rides for free.
*Love thy Neighbor but don't get caught
*Jesus Loves you... But everyone else thinks you're an asshole
*I'm through with love; Thank God there's still sex!
2007-04-20 12:25:04 · answer #10 · answered by 100% Woman, yes indeed! 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋