how do i train my wife?

Question

ok hear the trouble i try to keep the tolet seat up i keep telling my wife when she done lift the seat so i don't have to but no she leave it down every time and then she yell at me becuse it up so what must i do to train her help

Answer 1

*Ahhahahaha funny one.*

.....umm...well you could tell her if she doesn't put it up for you, then you'll be putting "it" up for someone else.
.Or you could just leave a bright neon piece of paper in the bathroom on the toilet that says "PUT THE SEAT UP!"

.Hmmm...or whenever she comes out of the bathroom ask her did you put the seat up for me, and then once you ask her a million times she'll eventually get tired of it, and start putting it up for you. Or she'll dump you. I mean either way.

......lol...that's funny though. Well I hope the training goes well, and you bought a lot of biscuits for her.

Answer 2

The seat belongs in the down position, thus it is called the SEAT. If it belonged up all the time it would be called The Stand! And are you so damn lazy you can not lift the seat? You really are a whiney guy to let something this petty bother you. Grow up and worry about things that really matter and stop badgering your wife about this stupidity.

Answer 3

Maybe your wife should train you to be a real man??? Real men donot moan and complain of something so trivial. Threres alot of serious crap going on in this world and this is what you have to complain about? She's not a dog, shes a human being. You need help, seek some professional counseling.
She should leave your azz and find a real man and a good man that will treat her right and not be so damn lazy he can't lift his own damm toilet seat up.
GET A LIFE!

Answer 4

Ok first off, your wife is NOT a pet. You do NOT train her. Secondly, you are a man, it is your job to put the toiletseat DOWN. Why? Because thats the way the toilet is just supposed to be, and because you are supposed to be a GENTLEMAN. Remember? Good God..

Answer 5

wow man from a guys point of view have you ever went to poop at night with the seat up and fell in if not try it sometime you will know what women go threw when they use the bath room when the seat is up

Answer 6

Okay, this is what you do. Lift toilet lid and seat. Pull down zipper or whatever. Pee in toilet. SHUT seat and lid before you flush. Your wife should also shut the lid before he flushes. Did you know that when you flush with the lid up, bacteria gets sprayed about 6 - 10 feet away from the toilet and touches anything near it? So, if your toothbruses are closer than 10 feet and you flush, you are putting toilet germs in your mouth everytime you brush!

Answer 7

She's a human being and not a dog. Get the f over yourself. Someone should put a shock collar on YOU. Congratulations, you just won the Douchebag of the Day award!!

Answer 8

not about training, it's about compromise. maybe work out a rotation where the "even" months the seat's up for you, the "odd" months it's down for her?

as a girl, I like the seat down, esp. if I need to make a midnight trip to the washroom; when I've just been sleeping I don't always like to turn on the light (it hurts my sleepy eyes) and if the seat's up, then I fall into the toilet - a rude awakening of itself!!

Answer 9

I think that you need to throw this seat up then you need say to your wife that the seat has broken!

Answer 10

no no no. you are doing everything wrong. first, you never "train" you wife. i dont think it will hurt you to lift the seat when u gotta go. you never try to make your wife do something stupid like that. women never use the toilet with the seat up, its only guys obvously, so y cant you just do it? thats stupid if you ask me, your wife deserves much better than you.