Would you date me if I told you....?

Question

I was poor white trash ,fairly smart collected elvis plates.and still write checks at the grocery store?

key words...."if I told you"

Roman:...wouldnt date you either...
Have some b**** flakes for breakfast?

Answer 1

if that's you in the picture i might, but i'd have to groom you down on the plate and check department

Answer 2

Not likely, because the term "poor white trash" has strong racist overtones and suggests your claim to be fairly smart has significant limits, as does the Elvis plate collection.

Writing checks at the Grocery Store is hardly a negative, though.

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Answer 3

Of course! Just don't ask me to go grocery shopping with you. And if it gets serious, the elvis plates will be given a place of honor on the wall behind the furnace.

Answer 4

I wouldnt date you because your a man but if i was a man i still wouldnt date you because u called yourself poor white trash

Answer 5

I wouldn't date you simply because I'm married and have made it a point to only date friends (in other words, people I know).

But since you're posting in this section, I doubt I'd be your type anyway ;-)

Answer 6

Some people like the white trashy men but sadly I don't - I like clean shaven decent dominate natured men.

Answer 7

Hey dude you are cute. you are not white trash yes I would date you among other things.

Answer 8

I would have to meet you before I determined if I would date you.

Answer 9

I have no problem with that. Some of my closest friends are the same way

Answer 10

you wouldnt have to tell me i would know
and no i wouldnt date you
i like punk and goth guys