Can you believe that you actually said that ?>>>>>?

Question

And what did you say ?

Answer 1

Not me, but this is the one I can think of off the top of my head:

My girlfriend once walked into the living room and curiously said to her parents, "Have you guys seen my p3nis?"

"What?!"

"Have you seen my purse?"

She didn't realize it until a few minutes later. I tried to pretend I didn't notice, but I was laughing so hard inside... 8^ )

Answer 2

Usually, I can believe I said ANYTHING! (Big mouth, small governor). And, just as usually, I have no memory of much of anything at all. Plus, like any person with the normal self-preservation instincts, I never listen to me!