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It is ludicrous to deny they are taking out our homeless and vagrants every dad. People just dont seem to notice when they go missing. But have you noticed how few people stand on corners with cardboard signs saying I will work for food these days. the vampires are taking them. This is my last warning?

2007-04-19 23:15:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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um, no actually. I work in a hospital and see the same vagrants every day, and have for years. Vampires do not exist.

2007-04-19 23:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ellie W 3 · 2 0

Which Christians?
Have you been reading too much Anne Rice?

Is it just American Vampires that they are denying the existence of, or is it other varieties of vampires like those pesky Polish Vampires and those beautiful, but nighttime skiing Swedish Vampires?

Haven't you heard of the Buddhists who are not denying, but decrying the existence of American Vampires with their bloodsucking, immortality-giving ways?

And the Jehovah's Witnesses are fed up (pun non-intentional, but funny) with the American Vampires' use of blood, for heaven's sake, in their book, that's sacrilege.

With their ability to take out the homeless, have upscale trendy towns been using them all along and pretending to have programs in place to help the homeless, while secretly giving them immortal life and a place underground to rest during the day?

Is this why people use the word "suck" so frequently these days? Because people really do "suck," your blood, that is?

Suprisingly, in all the night shifts I worked in the ER, not one vampire came in. And aren't vampires scared of all the varieties of hepatitis they could get, not to mention HIV?

Shoot, they could have vampire conventions in town just to help out the homeless.

Yeah right, if the homeless are being taken by vampires,on whom are the homeless feeding ?

Response?

2007-04-19 23:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 0 0

Proving the existence of an invisible God is complicated for a guy or woman who won't and chooses to no longer have faith. i think of, there fore i'm and that i've got faith interior the invisible God, because of the fact he's. with out faith it is impossible to thrill God and and if we've faith and are trustworthy approximately it we can under no circumstances be hypocritical. you do no longer curiously understand the meaning of the be conscious "Hypocrisy." An Hypocrite became extensive-unfold as a play actor. Jesus referred to as the Pharisees play actors or hypocrites because of the fact the stated they obeyed the regulation yet by making use of their strikes they proved they did no longer. If a Christian says they love their neighbour and the contraptions out to cheat him, he's behaving like an hypocrite. If he says he believes God is the only God and then is going to worship pagan gods or devil or the different God, he's then an hypocrite.

2016-12-26 16:15:44 · answer #3 · answered by barakat 4 · 0 0

, Why do you feel it necessary to tell the whole world about me. I'm just your everyday bloodsucker trying to get by in this world and you try and scare away my source of food. I have a family to feed, ya know. It's not easy in this world trying to earn the daily blood snacks. Give us poor vampires a break and go after the Christians for a change. We only kill people one at a time. They, traditionally, go for wholesale slaughter.

2007-04-19 23:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My friend, I am a born again Christian. You have half the truth, and you could be on to something.

Satanists drink the blood of humans to give themselves more demonic power, so where you call them vampires, they are actually satanists.

Many people go missing and are sacrificed at satanic rituals, so you could be on to something...after all, many of our precious homeless will not be missed/reported missing, so they may be ideal candidates for satanists.

2007-04-19 23:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by ccc4jesus 4 · 0 2

You mean lawyers are going after street vagrants now?

2007-04-19 23:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by ★Greed★ 7 · 3 0

There are no modern day vampires. But there is a name for people who drink blood. (I don't recall it but heard it once on a talk show.) But they don't drink it from humans necks. Ugh!

2007-04-19 23:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Proof reading costs nothing!
Thank you for the warning!
I will spread the word!

2007-04-19 23:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Okay, you better put away the larp books, Hon. You're getting delusional again.

2007-04-19 23:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by Babs 4 · 0 0

If that is true, it is work of satan or the evil spirit and your big bang is evil spirit of thoughts thats why you imagine all of those things.
jtm

2007-04-19 23:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0 0

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