in a land far, far away....
2007-04-19 23:00:16 · 31 answers · asked by Dan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in a Galaxy far far away
2007-04-19 23:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time in a land far away,
So far you could only reach it north by Northwest, they say;
There lived a lovely maiden with a heart so cold,
Who was loved by an idiot, ugly but bold;
He would seek answers from Yahoo! all day;
"Why, oh why does she turn me away?"
Then one day a wizard upon her cast a spell;
She fell in love with the idiot right then and there;
But alas, some of the potion on the idiot did fall;
He wised up and said, "To hell with her! Why do I even bother at all?"
2007-04-27 19:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by pretty_polynesian_baby13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy named Dan asked a question that started Once upon a time in a land far, far away
a guy named Dan asked a question that started Once upon a time in a land far, far away
a guy named Dan asked a question that started Once upon a time in a land far, far away
2007-04-27 13:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by crazy_for_writing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a universe far, far away...there were no creatures. I dreamt of that dreary place all the time. Next to us was the king's castle with his most handsome prince. Why shouldn't I be dreaming of that prince instead of that dreary place? Of course. I'm not gay. I see now...there's no princess so who wouldn't be dreaming of that dreary place instead?
2007-04-27 02:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by No No 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People had to go outside and meet face to face.
A letter took a few days to travel accross the state.
Phones had wires outside the shell.
And the world was very very big.
2007-04-28 05:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There lived a guy called Thomas.
He lived in a cottage by the edge of a lake in a woods with-....
2007-04-20 06:04:43 · answer #6 · answered by JinMu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There lived a beautiful afro-trinidadian girl called Pepa. Now Pepa wasnt your ordinary girl, Pepa was brilliant, smart, funny, and surprisingly mature for her age. lol
just kidding. But i like how that story was going...any body wants to finish it??? :))
2007-04-25 14:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by hottawarrior - win lose or draw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a guy doing stupid stuff like getting lines from movies wrong. he met a sad ending, the men in white coats came and took him to the loony bin.
the end.
lol im great.
ps, your hecka dumb.
pps, im only kidding.
2007-04-27 15:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by gliffee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hunky prince lived with a beautiful princess had 4 gorgeous girls and lived happily ever after
2007-04-27 17:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by bubblesno11979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pushed the princess aside and stole prince charming. THE END.
2007-04-27 14:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋