Man sitting reading the paper, when his wife hit him across the head, he said 'what's that for?' she said ' Iv'e found a peice of paper in your pocket with Mary Ellen on!' Quick as a flash he said 'That was the name of a horse from the races last week!' Which she accepted. A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan, he said 'What's that for?' She replied 'Your effing horse just phoned'.
2007-04-19 21:33:32 · 6 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant loved both my smile has got wider my teeth are showing .x
2007-04-19 21:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok initially, in the journey that your husband has quite made you experience threatened or afraid on your guy or woman living house - quite in the journey that your very life has felt threatened with the aid of him - then it's time to get the hell out of there. no remember if or not the guy is mentally risky is actual of no relevance right here as a results of fact regardless of if a psychological ailment would desire to be blamed, that doesn't immediately erase all the depressing thoughts you have been having the place this occasion is worried. with the aid of the sounds of it, your husband as a predisposition for being paranoid, probably violent, and so on. the guy somewhat has an anger project, that a lot is sparkling. I recommend you run - do not walk - to the closest acquaintances living house or inn (everywhere you experience risk-free), and write him a letter or call him and tell him which you will not return living house under any circumstances till he concurs to get some expert help. And as quickly as you have executed that, persist with your weapons and save the verify. you have not something to lose with the aid of doing this - and throughout sticking around in that risky subject, you're basically allowing him and perpetuating this vicious cycle. perfect of success. ~Tiggs
2016-12-10 06:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool....but how bout fair play? Have the wife get busted with a note bearing "Mr. Wonderful". Quick with her "it's a horse's name from last week's races....." reply. Seconds later, she gets a firm push of a half of a huge grapefruit directly in her face. She asks "What's THAT for????" Hubby depan replies 'Your f***ing horse just phoned".
Women are just as horny as men, bear in mind.
2007-04-19 21:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seems like the excuse was a non starter.
2007-04-20 07:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!!!
What a good start to a Friday.
2007-04-19 21:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Tooly 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So much better than your last one. Wonderful!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-19 21:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by natasha * 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋